TRAMONTANA RULES. OK!- Please use only plastic for drinking near the pool. Unless you’re a fakir, broken glass is hard on the feet and under water it is invisible and lethal.
- No smoking anywhere indoors, please at any time.
- Please don’t take the throws off the sofas. They are there for a purpose.
- Please take only beach towels out of the house. They love it here, so don’t leave them behind (except when you go!).
- Security is unfortunately a problem nowadays. If leaving the house, for your own peace of mind as well as ours, please make sure no-one can enter it via doors or windows, and do not forget to lock the gates as well.
- Electricity is horribly expensive. We would appreciate it if you used the aircon only when really necessary and ensure it’s off before you go out. The same applies to the TV. Save the planet! Thank you.
- Be extra-careful of children trying to climb upstairs railings or getting on the roof. The hospital is good, but there are better ways of spending your holiday! Some of the plants in the garden are also quite prickly. Stay away!
- While on the subject, it would be great if you could give the plants round the house a good drink every evening, maybe when you’re having a good drink yourselves! N.B. the plants, I’m told, prefer water.
- Not a good idea to leave food lying around. Try it and see why! Mexicans eat live ants, but ants eat everything.
- Don’t put anything down the loo that you haven’t made yourself. Loos don’t eat everything.
- This house, purchased in 1967 and just recently refurbished, has given its owners many, many happy times over the years. We hope it will do the same for you.
Enjoy!
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